Thursday, October 19, 2006
okok, ANSWERS!!the false ones are................. 3, 5, 9, 13, 19 3. i love shortfat ang even though i always tell viv he's an ugly bitch.i REALLY do hate shortfat ang. dammit i can't believe jacqie. you didn't get this right!5. i wish i was indian.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right. i love being weird mix me.9. once, when i was sleeping, i felt something wriggling near me leg. it was a cockroach and i screamed the house down.nope, never happened. i knew you suckers would fall for this!!13. i think hilary duff is pretty but i never said so because i don't want to conform.hilary duff is NOT pretty. she looks like her ugly horse face sister.19. i tell people my hamsters died because they fought but they really actually died because my sis and i forgot to feed them. [oops]they really did die because they fought each other to death!!!! we fed them well ok, they were such fat little rodents.and now for the truth. heehee.1. i love taking pictures of my own shit.YES!! hahaha i started out taking pictures of the weird ones. and then i realized i could keep track of my constipation problem like that. hahaha. i shit once every 4 days, if you're wondering.2. and then showing them to everyone.YEP. go ask panda or sak or just about anyone. haha.4. if i was indian, my full name would be wong jozette seraphine hui yi daughter of wong raphael junior michael aromin.yep true. bytheway, my father has the "raphael junior" because he was my grandpa's favourite son. his name was raphael. HAHA. and aromin's my grandma's surname.6. i think giving birth is akin to tearing your V, so i don't think i'm ever gonna have kids.yeah. and i think sex sounds painful too. plus all that risk of pregnancy/STD. AND i'm ticklish. how to have sex and subsequently kids?7. i do not support abortion.yep. it's cruel and harmful to the mother too. but if yo're getting an abortion cuz you got raped or what then it's ok.8. i do not support adoption either.yes, i do not support adoption. just imagine if you were adopted. i don't know about everyone else but i'm sure it'll be the suckiest feeling ever.10. when we were sec 2, manda me and xinyi used to go back to our primary school and stuff the food xinyi cooked for home econs into the suggestion box [disgusting char kway teow and RAW cabbage]HAHAHA. ya. it was so fun la! and also, there was one time we went back with jacqie and we caught a fish from the pond. HAHAHAH. and it fell to the ground and was flapping around. oh if you're wondering what happened to the fish, JACQIE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET BOWL.11. in primary 5, we had to do a metamorphosis experiment on mealworms and i cut some of them in half just to see if they would grow back. they didn't.HAHA. can't blame me! it was the curious little scientist in me.12. i can't stand anything with sponge cake and whipped cream.yeah. sponge cake is so BLEGH and i hate whipped cream. taste like shit la. and its bloody RAW egg white la!14. i recently realized that i am half an SPG because i like those pan-asian types.HAHA. yeah i'm sure you all know this.15. i get bored easily.yep. *YAWN*16. i can't stand it when people don't appreciate a good joke.and people with little/no sense of humour. and 'logical' people who when you say a joke, e.g why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. and then they'll be like. but chickens cannot cross road one WHAAAAAAT. sickofucks.17. sometimes i tell a lie and i pull it off so well, eventually, i REALLY BELIEVED MYSELF.HAHA.18. i am serious at times but people always think i'm jokey funny jozetteeeee 24/7.yes. serious is MEEEEEEEEEE.20. when i was prmary 3, i got a damn bad scolding from the discipline mistress because some people in the school bus complained to her that i always used 'fuck' and 'fucking'. damn those assholes.HAHAHAHA ya la! so annoying right. is 2 prefect go and complain one lor. irritating sia! but i proved that the bad girl gets all the friends cuz people still loved me though i was such a tyrannical bitch.HAHA did you guess them right?p.s how's the new layout?
wrote in the notebook @ 2:36 AM
