Wednesday, October 18, 2006
I got tagged by JACQIE.One. Think of 15 short bits of interesting stuff about yourself. And they've gotta be true.Two. Come up with 5 false statements regarding yourself, but for fun's sake keep them in the threshold of believability.Three. Jumble them all up together and list them in any order.Four. Post them and let people guess which the five false ones are!Five. Get 5 others to do the same.1. i love taking pictures of my own shit.2. and then showing them to everyone.3. i love shortfat ang even though i always tell viv he's an ugly bitch.4. if i was indian, my full name would be wong jozette seraphine hui yi daughter of wong raphael junior michael aromin.5. i wish i was indian.6. i think giving birth is akin to tearing your V, so i don't think i'm ever gonna have kids.7. i do not support abortion.8. i do not support adoption either.9. once, when i was sleeping, i felt something wriggling near me leg. it was a cockroach and i screamed the house down.10. when we were sec 2, manda me and xinyi used to go back to our primary school and stuff the food xinyi cooked for home econs into the suggestion box [disgusting char kway teow and RAW cabbage]11. in primary 5, we had to do a metamorphosis experiment on mealworms and i cut some of them in half just to see if they would grow back. they didn't.12. i can't stand anything with sponge cake and whipped cream.13. i think hilary duff is pretty but i never said so because i don't want to conform.14. i recently realized that i am half an SPG because i like those pan-asian types.15.i get bored easily.16. i can't stand it when people don't appreciate a good joke.17. sometimes i tell a lie and i pull it off so well, eventually, i REALLY BELIEVED MYSELF.18. i am serious at times but people always think i'm jokey funny jozetteeeee 24/7.19. i tell people my hamsters died because they fought but they really actually died because my sis and i forgot to feed them. [oops]20. when i was prmary 3, i got a damn bad scolding form the discipline mistress because some people in the school bus complained to her that i always used 'fuck' and 'fucking'. damn those assholes.ok, i tag everybody who reads this and tag my board so i know to read your blog.happy guessing, bitches!
wrote in the notebook @ 12:39 AM
