Friday, September 29, 2006
today was unbearable. i absolutely DETEST that fucked up bitch ang. stupid BEEEEEEEEEEETCH. i wish he will fall down the stairs also, like pui lui. HAHA. speaking of pui lui, today she is not bad because she cancel amath remedial!!!!!!!!!! wheeeee so happy like fuck la. i kept screaming with people in the canteen. haha like "ay, you know today no amaths?" "OMF really?!!" [together] "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" haha.
well after school went to eat prawn mee with manda. wheeeee damn long never eat the prawn mee and ngoh hiang already!! so shiok la. then went to her house play ping pong. HAHAHA. her sis and GFs were there. aiya.
today we sit down so much that my ass hurt like fuck la!! haha like you know, your bone is touching the chair already. wa lan. lazy people syndrome, must be. and fawn and black girl choc say my breast damn big today. HAHAHAHA, SIAO. i wear the normal bra lor. maybe really got grow? hahaha.my jie's coming back on sunday. wa lao sian man. no more freedom. so fucky. the room is gonna be like. SOOO CRAMPED.ahh yes, it's the mid-autumn festival again and i am reminded of a stupid story.3 years ago, during the mid autumn festival, my mum brought back this black bull-like thing i think it is called a ling jiao or whatever. apparently taiwanese people eat it. yes, so my mom said to cook it, put in the microwave for 4 minutes. so the next day, a sunday, my sisters and i came back from church and my jie went to sleep. so left teh ni and me. haha so we decided to cook the black bull thing.so we put it into the microwave for 4 mins and i went to pee la. halfway while peeing, teh ni came to the toilet and banged on the door and she was like "JIE! GOT FIRE! OMG GOT FIRE!" HAHAHAHHA so i stopped peeing and then went to the kitchen and the bloody black bull thing had caught fire in the oven!!! and the whole thing was burning like fuck la. hahaha so i took some tongs and picked it up and threw it away. by this time, the whole place was filled with smoke la. and i was damn bloody scared my jie will wake up so i said to teh ni "go and open ALL the windows and switch on ALL the fans. and then go and stand beside jie jie and fan her. fan the smoke away." HAHAHHAHA so while i was cleaning the oven and fanning smoke out through the window, teh ni was in the room fanning my sleeping sister so she wouldn't wake up or die. HAHAHAHAHA. it was the funniest sight ever. two stupid idiots almost setting the house on fire. and then after that we decided to put a fan right beside my sis so we had nothing to do but we still wanted to watch tv so we LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR to watch tv because they always said to lie low otherwise will die from the smoke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. so damn stupid la.and then after the whole thing, at night my mum and sis suddenly asked us. "you all do some naughty thing with the oven right?" and we were like thinking "HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW?!!" HAHA turns out, i wiped the whole oven except the underside of the top. bloody shiat. killed by the soot. HAHA. and then we explained what happened and now then my mother say supposed to BOIL for 4 mins. like put it in water and then in the microwave for 4mins. WA LAO AY. hahaha. and now every year during the mid autumn festival my jie will get her hands on the stupid black bull thing and secretly put it in the microwave at night so the next morning when we open it, we will see that ugly black thing staring right back at us. HAHAHAHAH. i love this stupid story. it was damn fun la. i can't believe how smart-alecky i was. HAHAH.anyways labsie, i finally solved the smell-y mystery!!!!! well, because a few days ago i started using the pantene conditioner and you know how some smells just evoke some memories? yeah i thought of jacqie and everyday when i use it i will think of jacqie but i finally solved it today!! because last time i would swim every saturday with mich and jacqie and then after that we'd have a shower and i always used pantene conditioner while talking to them! haha thats why it reminds me of her. luckily its not smelly ascience though.you know, everyday A LOT of stuff happens to me and i always make a mental note to blog about it but when i really sit down to blog, i forget half that stuff!!! hahaha so forgetful i'd better note it down somewhere.
wrote in the notebook @ 8:25 AM
