omg. today's oral SUCKED. so i was like REAAAAAAAAAALLLLY nervous. yeah i waited for 1 and a half hours and when it was finally my turn, i screwed it up.
THEY LAUGHED AT MY IC!!!!! so not professional!!! ugh. the passage was ok. there was a typo [rach and i think.] the sentence was "there WAS many..." but supposed to be "there WERE many..." right!!??!! yes well the "were" came naturally so i said "were". i screwed up the picture la i just know it. some stupid man wearing a straw hat riding a rickshaw. who is he? well the passage was about a guest of honour/VIP person so obviously the 2 must relate so the obvious choice would be that he's a VIP but i say he's principal. FUUUUUUUCK. then conversation. they asked me 4 questions.
1) talk about a time when things didnt go as planned I TOOK SUCH A LONG TIME "THINKING" [translation: making up a story] my answer: "one time, i was supposed to go to Darwin, but our flight was delayed because of a sandstorm/typhoon. [HAHA i actually said both.] because Darwin is in the northern part of Australia so its mostly desert area and so there was a sandstorm which is why our flight had to be delayed. and because our flight was delayed, we reached there late so we missed the bus which was supposed to take us to the hotel so we had to walk out to hail a cab and it was raining so there were no cabs and we had to walk for such a long way on the roads which were unlike roads in singapore. there was sand and dried trees all along the way.
OK, they started laughing. no, i'm not kidding. they LAUGHED like HAHA. and the teach on the right was like "HAHA. DRIED TREES AND SAND!!" and i was like. wtf siao ar? heh heh.
2) do you like surprises? my answer: "NO. because surprises usually involve alot of secret planning [does evil hand gesture] and because i'm not supposed to know, i feel very left out [pout]" HAHAHHAA. then they laughed again. then i add "but usually, their plans are always foiled because i always manage to find out about the surprise before they spring it on me" HEEHEE.
3) do you think people should have fun? my answer: yes, definitely but it's really hard to have fun in singapore. because firstly, we have no money, and there're limited places for us to go... blah... complains about theme park... blah...
well as you can see, i sidetracked worse than tankk. i think i failed this question.
4) do you think people in power should be friendlier? my answer: yes because other people would feel so bitter because you're so unfriendly but yet you are so powerful. blah... rambles on about respect.... blah....
at the end of it, i gave this SHIIIIIIIT face like for chinese oral because i felt sooooooooooooo stupid la. fuck sia. i hate oral.
ok, i didnt blog yesterday. HAHA the stupidest thing happened. went to manda's house to study. [yay she taught me some mole!!] yes, then halfway we went to watch tv haha then i noticed this nice big glass bottle with some sorta alcoholic beverage inside. HAHA so we go and smell. STANK LIKE SHIT. hahaha then i was like ay lets try some. so we each drank ABIT. hahaha then it burned all the way right down to our stomaches haha then her bro came back and we went back to the room to study but we were damn HIGH!! we kept LAUGHING AND LAUGHING.
then we came out again because i was damn thirsty. haha so we shared one kickapoo drink halfway ardy i said ay, lets try it with MYSTERY LIQUID X. haha. so we out some right then her bro came out and he was like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" then we were like. UH OH! hahaha then in the end we had to tell him we tried some MYSTERY LIQUID X. hahaha and he wasnt angry he even drank some la!!! it tasted quite ok i guess. with kickapoo. in the end. stupid amanda wong poured too much into her cup it tasted like shit so we mixed both our drinks but it still tasted like shit so we give her bro. HAHA. after i went home, manda sms me she say her father say its WHISKEY. wa lao ay. yucks whiskey STINKS. hahaha. and we were guessing it was paraffin oil or turpentine or SPIRIT. wa siao.
anyways, now my favourite word is SIAO. can use for anything sia!! OI SIAO AR? SIAO ZHA BOR! SIAO KILINGKIA! hahahahhaa. ok i'm damn high now.
