Thursday, November 23, 2006

ok, i've moved! got a lanjiao. its http://jozetteee.livejournal.com hahaha.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

ARGGH i'm so pissed. because daniel henney is filming a movie with this REALLY UGLY OLD KOREAN HAG. her name is uhm jeong-hwa and if you don't believe she's ugly. watch this.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

you know how they always say 'blowing out another's candle doesn't make yours any brighter'? well in the case of the Os, it sure as shit does. i really hope more people screwed up la. but i know everyone else is wishing that too so it all comes to nothing.

so bond sucked. my sis and i were supposed to be there at 12 for the lunch. we got tickets from my aunt who works in chevron oronite who does business with jpmorgan [bank] so in a bid to [obvyly] suck up to their client, threw a cinema day and invited the whole freaking company. so anyways, the lunch was at 12 the show at 1.30. we reached at 2 and were supposed to collect our tickets from my aunt's colleague. and when we arrived and went to collect 9our tickets, everybody was like "you're REALLY late you know?" and we were like so afraid they will 'feedback' to our aunt HAHA. actually we didnt wanna go but skarly my aunt ask us "how was the show?" or ask her colleagues if her nieces collected the tickets how? so we decided to go in the end.

the show was like. kinda boring. because daniel craig isn't suave enough and i think that's why they decided to come up with a sorry excuse and say he's just starting out to cover up for his lack of charm. eva green was good. she's prettier than in that stupd advertisement. anyways, vesper lynd dies. actually all the bond girls do don't they? because there has to be a new bond girl in the next installment.

you can catch it if you want. but be warned. it was like 3+ hours and i almost peed my pants. people with weak bladders should sit near the aisles.

Friday, November 17, 2006

ugh. had the banu baby's first month party today. so sian. it's my sissy's birthday too so HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIE! so anyways, my sis was being a big fat brat today. she was supposed to send a letter to her friend in croatia cuz her friend's birthday is on the 23rd. so she WANTED someone to send her to the post office cuz she has to ask how much is postage fee and all that. so she called john [ex-boyfriend] but he damn loser, can't get car from his dad. so my sis was whining like an asshole and crying. and you know what? the fucking post office is only walking distance away lor. ohmygoodness. i feel like bitch slapping her. and then she screamed at the john and threatened not to turn up for her birthday party if she wasn't gonna be ferried around. I ALMOST DIED LA.

so anyways, banu baby isn't really banu looking la. but we still dont really like her cuz we dont like her mom. tomorrow i'm gonna watch bond with my sissy cuz my aunt got tix form her company and they booked a whole cinema. the thing is, it's at 12 and i dont know if my sis and i are gonna be awake by then.

aiya very busy now. shall blog again tomorrow. not really looking forward to bond cuz daniel craig is so ugly.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

ohmyohmyohmy. IT'S OVER. IT'S FREAKING OVER. we've been mugging [ok, maybe not ME] for FOUR long years. and it's over. just like that. i'm so thankful because i don't have to write my hugeass name everywhere. i'm so tired of looking at WONG JOZETTE SERAPHINE HUI YI WONG JOZETTE SERAPHINE HUI YI WONG JOZETTE SERAPHINE HUI YI. and my stupid centre/index number. it takes like ten minutes to finish writing my details on 7pieces of paper. and no more looking at my stupid ugly grinning face on my i/c. so fucking ugly i hate it ok!!!!!

well, after chem today the 4e7ners like were so happy. everybody was grinning like a freaking monkey. we wanted to scream but the Sickies were still doing their paper. actually, the Sickies don't even look sicky to me. but oh whatever.

i went for a steamboat dinner with chunnie, julie, sam, choc and b-e-a-r. haha. i spell her name out. i don't say it. we went to this restaurant thang at bugis called chuan yi pin or something and i swear, EVERYBODY there was from china. or looked like it. and we also saw that actor guy. but not famous enough so we don't know his name. we ate half spicy and half chicken soup. and spicy soup is essentially just normal chicken soup with five inches of chilli oil floating on top. we used one whole bowl to get half the oil out. haha. we were getting the food when i noticed this sign that said 'please don't waste food. for every 100g of wastage, $15 will be charged.' except the sign was in chinese so i asked choc "15 dollars in RENMINBI isit?" HAHA. we ate like damn alot and for damn long la. like about 2+hours? and we came out smelling like the steamboat place. i still smell like the steamboat place.

tomorrow is the last day KCP will be at katong. i'm so sad! i'll miss that school many many. i spent 6precious years in there ok! they're moving to fengshan. erlack. sounds so disgusting and cheena. my sister will spend her last year at that ulu bedok place.

anyways, now that the Os are over, many people have lost their aim in life. their sole purpose in life seemed to be to keep mugging for Os. and now that it's over, they've got nothing to do. haha. might as well go and die right. i'm gonna find work. i need the money!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

k, have decided to blog. HAHA. i think i screwed up my Os. like SERIOUSLY. i am so dead and going to ITE. anyways, having a bit of a suicidal krishna moment but don't worry. it'll only last two pages. more bout that later.

so, english was.... bad? chinese? worse. bio was weird. like freakishly so. i actually had time to finish. geog was.... CONFIRM GET F9 LA. amath, HA. math, HA. kena screwed over by the sphere formulae.

the past few days have been spent with my sissies watching old gu wak zai [古惑仔] films and rediscovering my love for ekin cheung. gu wak zai was the highlight of my primary 1-4 life. haha. because at that time my uncle [who lives one floor below] had damn alot of friends bringing him back pirated cantonese vcds from malaysia plus, my cousins were living there at that time so we always stayed over to watch gu wak zai shows. hahahaha and re-enact all the scenes. hahaha so fun la.

anyways, about my suicidal moments. i'm sure everyone has moments like that sometimes. heh heh. well not exactly SUICIDAL la because i'm afraid of pain and suffering. i just feel that it'd be nice to die now especially since there isn't much i live for so it wouldn't matter much. i'm not those kind of ambitious people who must fly aeroplane before they die or eat bugs or make their first million before they die. sicky. i rather die now because all that doesn't matter what. but must be painless la. like kena shot while under general anasethesia. SHIOK! no heart attack or knife in the chest that take damn long to kill me. and i'm definitely NOT turning into another HER. heehee. you know who i'm talking about...

anyways, today while walking home i heard this boy say to his father:"daddy daddy! just now i bang4 pui3 [hokkien for fart] no sound leh!"

SOMEBODY, GIMME A REASON TO LIVE!!!! lol i sound so sicky. blegh.

Friday, November 03, 2006

for those who watch prison break, SPOILERS!! i.e not for VIVIENNE LIM HUI XIN

so, in the next episodes of prison break, t-bag is on the team, so is westmoreland, so is newbie and sucre's cousin. t-bag loses a hand and they manage to escape from jail at about the end of season one but it ends a cliffhanger so i'd better go download those episodes. also, westmoreland dies and sarah [doctor tancredi] ODs on morphine [erlack] and abruzzi gets his throat slit by t-bag but he survives and now everytime t-bag sees him, he shits his pants. and oh, manymany michael shirtless/ nearly naked scenes.

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